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So I agree with fashiondesignblog.com when they say these three women have got to get it together. They need to get it together fast. Now okay…we all know that Lady GaGa is into the whole Avant Garde thing and her style is of the imagination. This outfit though is a bit disturbing and quite frankly I’m getting sick of her. The hat is okay, the umbrella looks cheap, the boots look cheap, and who walks around in a leotard? Oh yeah, that jacket is poorly made…ugh, designers, get it together. I apologize Lady G, it’s not your fault, but you do pay these people. You get what you pay for…garbage.

Now who told her she could wear a jacket made of Hello Kitty dolls. First of all how old are you? And second of all what statement where you trying to make? Yeah maybe in America little girls might think is so cute and adorable and look up to you, but in Japan Hello Kitty is a prostitute, so what does that say about you?

Last, but not least Christina A. – you look like a which on Halloween and not even the good kind with the warts and pointy hat, but the creepy one your 1st grade teacher tried to dress up like to interact with the children. She looks like a 1st grade teacher who has no sense of fashion. Christina get it together honey, you’re better than this. The top is cute, but what is going on with that skirt? Would have looked better if it were short. And the make up – I could do without, You look dead. Okay, I get it…maybe she was going for Vampire…lol.

-Renee L. J.

So every fashion blog site in the world has tossed these bad boys on there sites and either have critiqued them or asked questions or just put them up for show. So I guess I’ll go ahead and do the same. I would like to start off by saying, yes I LOVE LOVE LOVED them the first time I laid eyes are these “beauties.” Then the more I looked at them the more I fell out of love and like Jay Z was “on to the next one.” They are great for high fashion shows and maybe to be a show stopper at a very fashionable event, but egh, not in reality. They are of fantasy and that’s where they should stay. I’m neutral on this, so what would you call that Apple? Neck to Waist?

What do you think?

-Renee L. J.

So Christian Louboutin has done it again. I’ve featured him on here a few times and why stop? You can spot that red sole anywhere. My favorite thing about the boot is that it’s a platform heel. Being so it gives more support and is easier to walk in. Platforms have become a fav of mine recently. This boot is not only over-the-knee, but (depending how long your legs are) is thigh high, which causes it to be great for the fall and winter. A cute mini skirt or even cut off shorts, tights, long sleeve-t, and fashionable scarf would make for a great combo with these boots. The scrunched leather gives it a sleek chic feel and these boots are fierce. Splurge! These babies will run you $2,185.

Check em out here.

-Renee L. J.

So I don’t wven like Jordans, but these are hot and I’m getting some as soon as I get my funds up, best believe. When I saw these My mind went crazy…and any guy who is a fan of Jordans would love his lady rockin’ a pair of these right next to him. I can’t say anymore the pumps speak for themselves.

You can get them at Air Jordan Women

As a diffusion to their Blue Notch line, Democracy of Nevermind was created as a collection of clothes to be re-mixed into each individual’s style.” Clothes which are elected to enhance the wearer’s uniqueness rather than overpower it. All garments are constructed in Seoul where the team is based reflecting their belief in quality garments and an unconditional stance against cheap labor”. Take a closer look at Democracy of Nevermind Sping/Summer 2010 lookbook on the next page.

Will be available at revolve & oak.

When I say mouth droppers I mean it! My mouth literally flew open when I saw this baby and then my eyes got BIG AS HELL when I witnessed the creations below. I was blown away. These are a must have in your closet and if you don’t even contemplate getting these babies then you have NO SENSE OF FASHION!

Check out Nicholas Kirkwood for more info…

Siditty Misses is Atlanta’s HOTTEST New clothing line that launched November 11, 2009 at Slice in Atlanta,GA (Which I attended among all of Atlanta’s Socialites).
The Owner and Creative Director, Candace, is a California raised girl (Bay Area to be exact) who now resides in Atlanta. She’s a Clark Atlanta University Alumni with an addiction to all things pink and/or Hello Kitty. Candace is greatly inspired by Alice in Wonderland and Lucille Ball. She’s an envelope pusher, a fine line walker who is undeniably witty. One of those people you either love or you hate…and if you hate her; it’s cause you’re a hater by nature.

-Jeremy Coeland of luxe7magazine.com

Leather boots with silver grommet cuff, Giuseppe Zanotti Design, $1,250, visit giuseppezanottidesign.com

May I say I fell deep, deep, deep in love with Giuseppe’s fall 2009 collection. These heels go off…from knee high boot heels, to short ankle cut booties, they go off! I really enjoy this one I have here on display. The studs aren’t too much and with a simple skinny jean or Bermuda cut shorts these shoes will be off the rocker. I love it, don’t you? Get your life! Neck up all the way.

Ever wonder when you’re at Strip Club what’s REALLY goin on in the changing rooms? Or wanna know what’s REALLY on a strippers mind while she whispering sweet nothings in your ear? What about how much money they REALLY pulling in a night huh? Yea.. Everyone wants to know that.  For the guys that never been to Montreal and who are wondering what all the damn hype is about, don’t worry, I got you.  I’m goin to be exposing it ALL.  I mean EVERYTHING from managers,  D.J’s,  Strippers to the clientele,  from the worst clubs to the best clubs in Montreal also known as “Sin City”. Every question you’ve ever had, every myth you ever heard, I’m here to put it ALL ON BLAST.  Gossip, stripper fights, all the raw shit behind the scenes that ya’ll don’t get to see .  Trust me when I say I’m gonna be keepin it 100% real and probably gonna piss a lot of people in the strip club biz right off!  But that’s cool with me though.  I’d rather speak my mind because it hurts way too much to bite my tongue. Feel me?????

I don’t wanna give ya’ll a history lesson but I will kick sum knowledge your way as to how MTL Strip Clubs became so popular in the first place. Even though we got mad English speaking peeps in MTL (contrary to what some people in the states think), the French still rule by majority round here because after all, we are in the province of Quebec.  If there’s one thing I learned it’s that American’s love them some French girls. Basically to make a long story short we are the most liberal city in all of Canada and have always been so.  For one thing, our clubs close at 3am as opposed to the rest of Canada (2am is when the lights come on).  Secondly, there about 28 Strip Clubs on the island of MTL alone.   Not only are 15 of them located in the heart of Downtown, but they’re also all within walking distance of each another.   Finally, the ultimate reason for the MTL Club hype…… we got the cheapest contact dances, If you got $10 or $15 bucks (depending on the club) you can get yourself a dance… Black, White, Asian, mixed, big booty’s, fake tities, small tities… What’s yo Flava? From the livest lesbian shows to bachelor parties you’ll never forget Montreal our strip club scene is where it’s at.  There’s no club downtown that isn’t packin between 15 to 30 girls a night… It’s a man’s paradise.

But there’s still so much more shit I want to put out there, I need to put out there,  trust me when I say YOU WANT TO KNOW.  I already told ya’ll, I got you. So every month when you pick up an issue of Swagg News, know that I’ll never leave ya’ll hanging.  I’ll always be up to date with real talks and real situations.  Feel free to hit me up with any questions or topics that you wanna put on Blast (brooklynnswagg@gmail.com).  If you need your weekly dose of what’s poppin at Temptations check out my Diaries of an Mtl Stripper at www.brooklynnmagic.blogspot.com

I’m Brooklynn from the 514, Montreal and I’m about to get real disrespectful with this shit… So watch out

Xoxo Brooklynn

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Yo look at Soulja Boy’s fiance she out here damn near naked. But shortie bad ass hell. Hope he got a prenump… Neck Up

Sorry Swaggboss but I had to show this to the world next issue of Swagg will Feature Anasta Garcia dominican beauty……. Coming soon